Tag: celebrity

so a foxholer sent me a developing story and the first thing i said was:

ANOTHER ONE?

is 2016 trying to go out with a bang?
well another celebrity wolf gets allegedly outed by a messy jackal.
kordell can jump for joy now.
on the next:

WHEN THE JACKAL CALLS

we allegedly got

SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

tumblr_mpdq4xtN0n1s2l33so1_500you like em fun sized?
well look no further.
he is fun sized and has a real career.
two things that usually don’t go together….

ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ

Paparazziwelcome to the entertainment industry.
a place you have been struggling for a while.
you do __________.
you been trying to get noticed for your talent.
you see everyone rising the top but you.
so you keep on working your ass off.
well it finally it happened.
whatever you did caught on and stardom has happened.
everyone knows your name now.
the blogs are giving you full support.
the foxhole has even featured you as “baller ______”.
you get invited to all the a list events.
good seats with no questions asked.
you get to network with people who actually make moves.
everywhere you go there is someone wanting to take your picture.
good right?…

WHEN WE ROLE PLAY

11954322131712176739question_mark_naught101_02.svg.medimagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX