I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?


you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

yes.
that could be you.
read this:

Apryl Michelle Brown, who ultimately lost her limbs 

Teased by her family and friends about her flat “pancake” booty, Apryl Michelle Brown had always been insecure about her backside. Once she got enough money, she told herself, she’d buy herself a better one. “I didn’t know if I wanted to look like Janet Jackson or J. Lo,” the Los Angeles cosmetologist, 46, says in an exclusive interview featured in the November issue of ESSENCE magazine. “I just wanted a new, bigger booty.”

Tragically, her quest for curves cost her all her limbs and almost her life.
In 2004, Brown says she paid a “pumper,” an unlicensed person, to inject industrial-grade silicone into her buttocks. Brown can’t recall how much the woman actually charged — maybe $500, maybe $1,000 — but over time, she says, the area became intensely irritated and painful, and the skin blackened. By early 2006 she says the silicone had hardened, causing severe pain and infection, ultimately requiring her to have lifesaving amputation of her limbs last year.
Now adjusting to her new life with prosthetics, Brown shares her story — and her warning for others tempted to check out “pumping parties” — with writer Amy Elisa Keith in ESSENCE. “I was left here for a purpose,” she says. “I have to get the word out so that nobody else makes this choice.”

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that is what low self esteem can do to you.
have you going out there being stupid.
everyone wants to have some fat donkey cheeks.
if you got the money,
go get chu some.
but seriously,
it ain’t that serious.
if your cheeks are flat,
make sure your mouth and throat is a tsunami.
don’t go out there and get plumped to impress some wolf.
if he doesn’t like you for you,
then tell him get his face in order.
his body is a little lumpy and can stand to do some cardio.
his abs look like week old porridge.


he also isn’t perfect either.
a fat ass is not the end all and be all of your sex life.
that vixen gotta take off her legs to get some pipe now.
lol.
sorry.

9 thoughts on “I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

  1. its sad that that happen to her and its also sad that instead of trying to find another way to get a nice ass the first thing she did was saved her money and went under then needle when she should have been hitting the gym something that is far less risky. im sure she wont be the last because people have “instant results” in they mind and if you cant see it right away its not good enough. they would rather just get fake shit and go through the pain and everything else possible to get a nicki bey or j.lo booty. as far as i know bey and j.lo work out to keep they bodies right. self esteem isnt totally the issue. people dont wanna work hard to get a big ass. im trying to get bigger period do i hate having to eat when im not hungry to gain weighr? hell yea but i gotta do it to be healthy. do i hate working out and doing squats and lunges and sit ups and other exercises that to me are weird and burn? of course i do especially since i just started i wanna give up but i gotta work to get the body i want. i could go under the knife but i what god gave me thus far. people got low self esteem and lazy so they wanna risk they lives to look good unnaturally to be socially accepted which is funny to me.

  2. Oh the humanity! It is not that serious…learn how to love yourself and everything that is unique about yourself. A fat ass will not bring you long term happiness…because that is all that you will be defined by..a fat ass. Everyone is not meant to have the fattest ass, biggest dick, or best body. That is what makes life great…because we all are different and believe me..there is someone out there that will love the hell out of your flat ass.

  3. Doing squats will give you something more to work with, but you also have to be aware of your body and its dimensions. I’ve seen some slim dudes who look like they don’t have any ass, but when they get up in that bed and arch that back JUST right they look so fucking sexy.

  4. What makes you think paying some unlicensed, fly-by-night person to perform surgery is a good idea?! Are people really that stupid & desperate? You can run into issues w/a real surgeon, let alone these cats putting spackle & fix-a-flat in you…*sigh*

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