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So The Oscars Ratings Learned Last Night?

chris+rock+oscars+promoeven chris rock couldn’t save the oscars.
unless you were living under a rock,
no pun intended,
you know the oscars was on last night.
well with all the recent controversy about it being a “white out”,
brought on by ( x jada pinkett smith ),
we were all told to turn our television’s elsewhere.
i guess the majority listened.
according to the hollywood reporter
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f0xmail: My Pipe Doesn’t Work Anymore. Help!

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FOXMAIL

For about almost two years now I have been dealing with an issue that I finally got the courage to write to you about. I am 26 years old and I have absolutely no sex drive, yep my libido is down the toilet. To give you a little background info I have year around allergies that have been really bad the last couple years to the point that I had to start allergy shots weekly, and take claritin and sudafed decongestant everyday just to be able to function. I know sudafed d can lower your libido but I have to take it. My sex drive has been diminishing the last couple years but now my penis doesn’t even really get hard anymore, whenever I get an erection now my penis gets hard for less than a minute and goes right back limp. This is TMI but whenever I fap my penis doesn’t even get fully erect and when it is time to release my semen volume is low and watery. I go through periods of no fapping to see if that will help but it doesn’t, I even have taken maca root pills for a few months and they don’t work. I don’t what to talk to my doctor because I am so embarrassed. I know this fox mail was so TMI but I need help asap.

Any suggestions on how to get my sex drive back Jamari and the foxhole?

SN: please be serious it took a lot for me to write this.

MY ANSWER…

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How To Make It Clap While Walking To The Bodega

oh-my-thats-an-ass-clapmake it clap?…

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WOLF MEAT: (179)

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this is what happens when you butt cheeks are soooo big
that they spill over ya jeans…

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I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?


you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

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WOLF MEAT (78)

This is definitely purpose work.
Don’t you think?

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