so one of my faithfuls alerted me to a messy situation today.
everyone meet clinten.
he is the cutie in the picture above.
he was dating a wolf that he debuted on IG a few days ago.
he put up a picture of them as a couple.

“he accepts me for who i am” – he said.

well afterwards all hell broke loose.
come to find out,
the wolf was also accepting a few others as well.
so what did clinten do?
oh you already guessed…
Continue reading “Blasted All Over The Him (Did it Feel Good?)” →

there are two roles you can be known for in life.

the nice guy
the (he)bitch

the first one is known for his clean reputation.
he says “please”,
“thank you”,
and “excuse me”.
he doesn’t believe in “wrong doing” because he does no wrong.
he is safe and pretty boring.
the he-bitch is more exciting.
he doesn’t give a fuck and says what he feels.
he has made a lot of mistakes and will continue too.
for whatever reason,
he also gets the a ton of sex.
he also won’t be faithful and will steal your credit card.
two polar opposites,
but this is about the “(he)bitch”.
people are attracted to the wolf,
or even the fox,
with a bit of an edge.
an obvious wild side.
even though we think being bad will black list us,
or make people show us no respect,
it seems to be the opposite.
the polar opposite.
the world has changed.
(he)bitch is in and the ratchet wins.
i had to wonder…

Is it better to choose being the (he)bitch?
Continue reading “I Like You (He)Bitch (and So Do A lot of People)” →

are we addicted to being mean?…
Continue reading “You Are Really Mean” →

there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANS-VIXEN!
TRANS-VIXEN WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ BUGGIN OUT

i’ll tell you why…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)” →

set scene:

“no.
uh uh.
he ain’t gay.
no he ain’t.
he has sex with bitches.
he had sex with my homegirl…”

or my fav:

“nope.
uh uh.
he ain’t gay.
when i tried to put my finger in his bootyhole,
he punched me.
i knew he was straight with the ferocity of that punch.”

well of course he punched you hoe!
he knew you were trying to out him so he had to think fast.
let me put my finger in his bootyhole with my mouth on his pipe.
i guarantee i’ll get the ring and his credit card…
so you’ve seen many vixens work free PR for some fox/wolf/hybrid out here.
whether it be the celeb of their dreams or boy next door,
vixens think they know who men are fuckin’ 24/7.
if a wolf always finds his way into pussy,
or he has a body count with a lot of vixens,
that automatically rules out he is ever attracted to the same sex.
no way could that same wolf be “bi” or even “tri”.
they’re always so cute.
all defensive and turning red in the face.
well i’m here to say a few words…
Continue reading “Vixens Out Here Doing Free PR For These “Straight” Wolves” →

the death in the family.
the tears.
the emotions.
the words.

“OH MY GOOOOD AUNT GERTRUDE!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!
I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!
YOU WERE THE SUN!!
THE MOON!!
AND THE STARS!!!
WHY AUNT GERTRUDE WHYYYY THEY TAKE YOU SO SOON!!!”

…and thats all good until aunt gertrude’s assets come into the conversation.
just no will of who gets those assets.
suddenly it goes from the sadness of losing someone to:

“BITCH SHE LOVED ME!!
I WAS THERE FOR HER IN HER LAST DAYS!!!
YOU STUPID UGLY BITCH!!!
YALL AINT DO SHIT FOR HA’H!!!
YOU WAS HER OWN CHILD AND YOU WASN’T EVEN THERE!!
FUCK YOU CAUSE I’M HERE TO COLLECT THAT CHE…
I MEAN…
TAKE CARE AND CHERISH WHAT SHE LEFT SINCE I WAS HER FAVORITE.
YEAH.
YEAH THATS IT…”

…yeah.
i know that all too well.
the death in the family can bring out the worse in everyone,
but i had to wonder…

Why don’t we think about setting up a will?

Continue reading “SHE DEAD! SHE GONE! (AND NOW I NEED TO GET WHAT I DESERVE)” →