APB: The Wolf At The ESPYS After Party

apbwhodisthis wolf is handsome.
he has big hands too.
well an f-bi attended the espys party as him last week.
does anyone know who he is?

at first i thought it was metta world peace,
but not so much.
if anyone knows,
is he a free agent baller wolf?
retired?
or is he currently playing?
or is he just a good looking nobody who was in attendance?
since the foxhole knows all,
i thought i’d ask since he doesn’t look familiar to me.
thanks!

lowkey: i have some espy party pictures i will post tomorrow.

Those Who Protest Too Much (Get Caught Up By The F-Bi?)

STRIPPERWOLFHMMstory time!
there once was a stripper who was very dashing.
boy did he bring the heat!
he had an attractive face,
his body
would make you cry,
and butt cheeks so round they could hypnotize.
well he didn’t want any men to look at him at all.
if you did,
he would personally contact you and curse you the fuck out.
well one day,
a day on memorial day weekend of 2014,
that same stripper was found to actually not really be as homophobic as he appeared to be.
well he wasn’t to dance at a gay club in ny called “krave” back in 2009.
watch this alleged video an f-bi delivered and see if this is the alleged stripper in this story…

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Baller Wolf Marcus Jordan Had A Small Penis Leak Last Night

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marcus jordan,
son of michael jordan,
had a booboo last night.
he tweeted his penis picture by mistake,
but cleverly erased it before anyone else saw it.
he must not know my f-bi doesn’t miss a thing…

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“Ratchet Jamari” Would Let Them Both Hit It From The Back

tumblr_m61gciuMx21qesepao1_r1_500i was catching up on love and hiphop atl today.
finishing up on the shows ive missed.
btw: kirk is an asshole.
either way,
rasheeda was filiming scenes from that terrible video/song,
“hit it from the back”.

deb was right: bad move sheeda.
this isn’t really about rasheeda tho.
this is about them two ratchet hood wolf models in the video…

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His Butt Cheeks Look Better On The Right Side Than Left

tumblr_mnvn4i3fcy1rrdksmo1_500so i keep getting emails about this guy.
yes i wanted to know who he was myself.
well i stumbled across him on accident.
he is cute and fun sized.
i don’t think he is a wolf…

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f0xmail F-BI: Who Is The New Male Tatted Wolf Who Models For Levis?

one of the f-bi sent me an email asking about this wolf..

Levis-501-Non-Denim-Areia_0^i like the fit with the boots.
can someone wrap that up for me to go???
ok focus…
anyway, he is the new model wolf for levis…

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F-BI: The Houston Allstar Party Foxhole Conglomerate Edition

nba allstar weekend is next week.
houston is where the party is at.
allstar time when if you are skilled enough,
you can get a baller wolf of all kinds to do whatever.
i like to work in one on one environments personally.
they can’t tell classy from who will suck dick on a hand stand at big events.
it still doesn’t mean you can’t go and have some fun!
bring back some “who fucked who?” and other ratchet inside scoop.
sexy vixens will be magnets that weekend.

i got an email from an insider f-bi who wanted to hip the other f-bi to all the events happening….

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