the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic

In my head,
it’s giving professional.
Random attacks tend to be clumsy and/or robbery related.

from the video,
it was a calm shooter with a perfect aim and no mess.
it’s being reported the shooter had a silencer.
did you peep he just walked away like he didn’t just kill someone?
“not a big deal; headed to breakfast and probably gym after.”

like,
whatttttt
THEEE FUCK is going on?
they shooter is still missing too.
so how did they know where brian was staying?
or that he’d be stepping out at the crack of dawn?

brian looks like any other white male in new yawk at that hour headed to work.

How did they know it was the CEO of a major company?

it’s giving an alleged inside job but when rihanna’s social media gets involved…

The plot always thickens.

lowkey: are we going to find out that brian was a villain

…or are we gonna find out he was about to start telling secrets?

4 thoughts on “the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

  1. Most people praise and worship the rich in our society with aspirations of one day being them. I don’t know if this CEO was assassinated, maybe. The truth is when you make that kind of money ( 10 million dollars a year), oftentimes you are involved in some sort of debauchery that gets excused because you are rich. This guy could’ve been having an affair with someone’s wife, could’ve had a DL gay lover, could’ve been having cocaine-fuel sex parties, the list goes on and on.

  2. The killer knew the route and approximate time that the victim would be there. Silencer too. Seems like a planned hit.

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