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KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS YA’LL NEED TO GTFU AND WORK

kim kardashian has kinda grown on me slowly.
i won’t be watching her shows or going out of my way to check for her,
but she has been around so long that she is like an infestation.
she said something for variety that has everyone mad.

a broken clock can be right twice a day.
she said people need to get their ass up and work…
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IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS LYING IN THE CHRIS BROWN RAPE SCANDAL

this is why i wait before i start pointing fingers.
people want others to be the villain because they don’t like the person.
this is why cancel culture can be so dangerous.
we should always wait until the full story comes out before we pounce.
so more details have come out in the alleged chris brown rape scandal.
it seems someone was lying due to the text messages being released.
per radar online…

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TREY SONGZ OUT HERE ALLEGEDLY TEARIN’ BOOTY HOLES UP

it’s always something with trey songz these days.
all these scandals involving alleged rape…
with this latest scandal on the docket,
he is being sued for 20 mill.
why?
he tore up a vixen’s bootyhole and she is suing via “tmz”…

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ADRIAN PETERSON AND HIS WIFE FIGHTING ON A PLANE WAS A “PRIVATE MISUNDERSTANDING”

he know he can’t be fighting any woman with those biceps of his.
he is strong af.
i use to think nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
was so damn fine.
alas,
like some of the others,
he decided to do a 180 into “wtf”.
( x remember his sex orgy scandal )
( x remember his child abuse scandal )
in his latest drama,
he decided to beat his wife on a plane…

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YOUR 2K WILL BE REFUNDED FOR YOUR ADELE CONCERT (DON’T WORRY)

do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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so willy suarez maceo will sell you a house and kill (literally) your shit too?

we never suspect the attractive of being vile.
many of them can slip under the radar with their fucked up ways.
you see how many people give cute folks a pass for being awful to others.
once we gas up someone’s head,
their fuckery knows no bounds.
^so that hyena,
willy suarez maceo,
sells houses in south florida.
he is also an alleged serial killer down in south florida too…