there are a lot of crazy jackals running around out here.
i’m convinced laws are passed by folks whose elevators don’t fully reach the top.
i don’t know if the following is crazy but…
jodie meschuk,
a “kinda-sorta maybe not” thoughtful anti-jabber,
wants to sway america into believing the rona isn’t a big a deal.
how is she gonna do that?
she decided to film herself licking things in the supermarket…

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i was all set to go get vaccinated on saturday.
i had a shit ton of anxiety today,
but i was ready to get jabbed.
one of my friends sent me this and i may cancel my appointment…

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tonight,
i was supposed to be back in these forests.
i was all set to head with my peoples to this nice spot.
i had the outfit and smell goods ready.
my skin was on a level 10 of clean and clear.
even though i lost my id,
i was gonna sneak out and have some much-needed fun.
yesterday,
i decided to take a nap but when i woke up…

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am i the only one who takes others into consideration before doing things?
i’m not perfect,
but i do try to remember social cues.
i keep asking myself and others…

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

like,
what is the thought process with some folks?
i don’t know if people want to go viral or just annoy the rest of us.
i saw this tweet and had to wonder…

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tumblr used to be the free onlyfans to be a few years ago.
it was a breeding ground for great pictures,
videos,
and filth.
it was home to some of the best baiters in the business.
they would leak nudes and get thousands and millions of likes.

…and alla dat changed when Yahoo bought it.

granted,
some jackals were doing too much with child porn and sexual abuse content,
but tumblr is a shell of its former self these days.
onlyfans is looking to do the same trying to become more mainstream.
they may cut off some of these folk’s porn careers…

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i think some jamaican males can be sexy,
but they are a lot to deal with.
they do come with a lot and can have you here down bad.
i’ve heard the meats can be chef’s kiss,
but you might have to throw away the rest of the human.
one raging stereotype about jamaicans males:

They be homophobic af

sometimes they’ll be homophobic af,
but will still be trying to fuck the shit outta you.

reggae artist,
shaggy,
wanted to let us know that in jamaica,
the COUNTRY OF JAMAICA,
that it isn’t the straight jamaican males that are committing hate crimes.
it’s actually “gay on gay” crimes of passion…

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