the following was quick but i’m not surprised.
colton underwood was straight,
went gay,
and met his partner…

he is now married…

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that would have been my face talking to demarkco fleming.
he had that poor twinkie fox stun locked after his introduction.
so twinkie fox had an interview with the newest gay sex icon,
demarkco fleming.
the interview got wild crazy hence twinkie fox’s face…

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this is gonna be a silly entry but maybe a life-changing one,
depending on who picks up what i’m putting down.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve been playing breath of the wild on the switch.
it has been keeping my mentalz pretty chill.
i haven’t played it for a few days but i finally got to the boss before the boss.

Van Naboris,
the dreaded camel in the desert level.

everyone,
from foxholers to reviews online,
talked about how difficult the level and boss were.
going into it,
i dreaded it and started doubting myself.
i had the skills and learned how to whoop ass up until that point.
apparently,
this is where all i learned was gonna be tested.
foxhole…

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i gotta go see the little mermaid soon.
i had other plans this weekend but i know the folks were gonna show up.
we did!

The movie swam to number 1 with 117 million opening weekend.

yay,
us!
this is def gonna be halle bailey’s year.
of course,
the foolishness could not be avoided.
a shouting match happened in one of the showings…

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there are times when we find out the homophobic jackal is gay.
after being an asshole full of torment in the past,
life has shown him that he likes his butt cheeks slayed.
hard.
he wanted to be smutted out and be called a “daddy’s nasty bitch.“

It’s your choice if you want to take one for the team to plunder his G-spot or not.

^ethan schmidt,
who is a hardcore maga and anti-lbgtq jackal,
has an alleged secret that the foxhole shared with the twitter forests…

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the first time i heard rumblings of shadiness behind the company,
black lives matter,
my foxy senses knew it was a matter of time.
when i heard of questions about where the donation money went,
random big ass houses that were bought,
and whispers of alleged plastic surgery,
my foxy senses could smell the smoke before the forest fire.

Black lives matter…
but it doesn’t seem to matter to the co-founders of the BLM organization

it seems they’re expose is on the way because…

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