I’m confused about something.

obama,
exchanging pleasantries with his favorite frenemy and our new president,
at jimmy carter’s funeral.
it caused rihanna’s socials to promptly lose its collective mind.
in the age of the “pop off”,
where drama is currency,
it seems like everyone was expecting a knuckle sandwich served hot.
instead…

How do you hold on to hope when the forests seem to be falling apart?

2025 came in like an uninvited guest who trashed the place before the party even started.
first…

Have you ever noticed how attentionistos try to rewrite their past when the present starts looking brighter?

yesterday,
i got an email from the PR rep of an ex-“kinda, sorta, maybe”-still current attentionisto.
yep,
you read that right.
PR.

Sidebar: the PR person was cool.
They are just doing their job so no shade or beef there.

anyway,
they wanted me to take down a few old posts about their client.
as i scrolled through the entries,
confused as to what was so scandalous,
i couldn’t help but think to myself…

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?
according to pop base on his x-twitter…

i was taken back,
i won’t lie.
it also made me hornier than i already was…

I think this sequel is going to be a bomb.

our new president is back at it,
hungry for power and domination.
instead of building a wall to separate mexico from bad hombres
he put on his 2025 vision board a bold plan to redraw the map of north america…