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nfl rookie, kemah siverand, risked it all for the WAP (it better be the wettest because…)
they tell these baller wolves:
“Don’t bring no one into the NBA/NFL Bubbles”
…but do some of them listen?
nope.
the WAP continues to bring down males one day at a time.
kemah siverand is a rookie who was drafted to the seattle seahawks.
right now,
he is on the next thing smoking back to his crib.
why?…
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amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt
honesty hour:
If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?
you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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when he f*cks the shit outta you and tears you a (w)hole new one
let’s talk about sex this morning.
for those WFH,
you will have to discuss it later.
when i say “he fucked the shit outta me“,
that rarely means that my future manz hurt me in any way.
someone “fuckin’ the shit outta me” meant he kilt my shit.
he was passionate,
intensely horny,
and the strokes was hittin’ my foxhole pums on another level.
it can be “killin’ yo shit” rough or the slow “long john silver” special,
but often than not,
i’m not in regret when we are done.
so a recent video has been circulating about porn star,
phatrabbitkiller.
he had a session with a fox that had almost everyone throwing up.
the attention is in the details…
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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived
i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…
THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap
you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:
“b.a.d reflix“.
well…
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the kids will be the weapons used to kill off all the grownups
wtf is going on with this country?
why is it so ghetto?
4real?
they know damn well these kids shouldn’t be in school during a pandemic.
if they still telling adults to wear masks and do social distancing,
why would they ever think the kids with adhd would listen to that shit?
these types are the most worrisome:
“My mommy and daddy said the coronavirus is fake and wearing masks mean your freedom is being taken away.”
when i saw how many kids tested for the rona since going back to school…
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