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i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)
imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?
His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.
a foxholer sent me the following video and…
here is some muscle soup with covid crackers on the side (trill clinton)
like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:
let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms…
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lamonte stennis thinks ya’ll are reaching about dababy being homophobic
lamonte stennis isn’t going anywhere.
he literally started something that would keep most gays wrapped around his finger.
An event where gay men can ogle fine males,
touch on them and if they’re lucky,
get a penis on their forehead for a selfie.
…including with himself.
he tapped into a market that has black vixens and gay males attending by the boatloads.
i mean he knows what type of time it is:
lamonte has always been opinionated,
especially his past views on trump since he’s a proud republican.
a foxholer sent me to his page where he might have been defending dababy…
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mychal kendricks is going to jail
people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…
chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…
evander kane’s wife decided to show him who has the bigger hockey stick
when you marry a wolf that looks like ^this,
especially when he is a baller wolf,
you can expect fuckery.
this is why it’s better to deal with folks who don’t know how fine they are.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly hasn’t been doing good to his (ex)wife,
anna kane.
she decided to rock his entire world on social media this weekend via “nbc sports“…
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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)
you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?
that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:
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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.
right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…
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