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The Wolf Who Raised His Tail… and Liked It
Meeting a Wolf, baller or not, can be one of the best things for a Fox.
You either been kissing donkeys or simply rollin dolo.
Ya know, meeting the one is not easy.
But when you do meet him, it can be like floating on air.
For those first two months, you spend as much time as you can together.
If he is a regular Wolf, he is pretty much there for your beck and call.
If he is a baller however, you see him when you can.
Regardless, your phone rings and your time is occupied.
Beware because Wolves are dying off due to a serious epidemic…
One of which a Fox can be affected when you give your heart away too soon…
Guess what it is?
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I’m The Real Slim Shady
I have noticed something in this lifestyle of ours…

We all have gym memberships.
Well, I don’t but I’m wondering if that is a big deal in landing a Wolf?
I have noticed that Wolves and Foxes alike are starting to be built like stallions.
The more meat mass you have, the more “wanted” you are.
Just go look at The Bone Collectors with their “Sex Me On This Wall” photo ops.
If you don’t, you better have extraordinary swagg, pretty face, or a major Foxhole…
It also appears being FAT also seems to be in.
It seems to give the illusion you have a donk… when you are just a donkey.
It seems being a Fox means looking like a Wolf…
You Won’t Get No Ass If You Sittin On Ya Ass
“It is like… 10am on a Thursday, why are you not at work?“
Yeah, why are you not at work?
Vain made that excellent comment in an entry below.
One of which I couldn’t help but dwell on all night.
I’m getting up at 6am to go hustle and somewhere and there are Wolves who are in Dreamland.
I came up to a solid conclusion:
These Wolves today are rather lazy and broke…
… AND HAVE THE NERVE TO BE PICKY!….

I am part Fox/part money lover/I expect MUCH better.
Now I know that may have made say, “oh one of them!”
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Are U Ready For Some Baller Wolves?!
Preseason I know…
But the Wolves are back.

I Have Been A Bad Fox and I Need A Spanking.
Dracula
The Wolf man
Frankenstein
Evelyn from Basketball Wives

Do you know what they all have in common?
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