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can we appreciate the thick that’s in winston duke’s thighs?

vibe is back????
shit.
so i know everyone is trying to decipher “us”,
but this scene starring “thighs” with winston duke
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Posted in MOVIE NIGHT IN THE FOXHOLE

so i just got back from “us” and well…

“just because something is weird,
that doesn’t mean it’s good…” the pretty vixen

she was not with it.
me on the other paw...
so you know,
ever since i saw the trailer for “us” when it debuted,
i was ready for jordan peele to flip me on head.
after seeing the greatness that was “get out”,
i thought i’d be in for a treat.
foxhole…

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what do you think about “us”?

as a director,
jordan peele challenges you to explore the layers of his work.
ya’ll know how obsessed i was with “get out” after i watched it.
i was scared af of white people and you couldn’t pay me to go upstate again.

after i watched that movie,
i found out there were so many easter eggs within it.
i had to go on a full investigation which scared me even more.
i suspect his latest movie,
“us”,
is about to have us scared of ourselves.
so the trailer debuted today,
which stars lupita nyong’o and winston duke,
and well…
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The Meats In Kansas Are Exceptionally Clean This Year

i was actually shocked where new yawk was on this list.
jersey too.

so the cdc has updated it’s current list for our review.
“which forests have the most sexual diseases“.
where does your forest stand?…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

“Us”

tumblr_myj39pf1lI1sgsmamo1_500last night i was tired.
i fell asleep at like 830pm.
i missed “empire” so you know it was serious.
well i had to finish that “us” essay for karaoke.
i ended up writing it,
but falling asleep before i could send it.
she let me write more than 100 words so i kinda went in…
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Lemme Wash My Sheets Because They Got Years Of Cum Stains On Em

Screen Shot 2013-08-06 at 6.56.46 PMone of my vet foxholers sent me some videos he wanted me to watch.
it was from juanita bynum and its called, “no more sheets”.
ive heard of her,
but never listened to anything she did.
i decided to watch them today and well…

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