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one of my favorite onlyfans has got to be king nate.
he has the world’s most beautiful penis,
his stroke is that of a demi-God,
and he looks good af with his tall ass.

 

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not only that,
his onlyfans is free.99 and you can choose to pay for his drops.
welllllllll onlyfans is pulling his and everyone else’s platforms…

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we’ve got a new thing to stan for these days.
nope,
it’s not a new singing diva with long hair and great choreography.

It’s the curvy bottles with the potential rona protection from the various vaccines.

folks are hee-hawing over which vaccine they got.
we got the “moderna gang”,
“j&j crew”,
and “pzifer phattys” taking the stage.

i know.
folks don’t evolve from being dorks.
aside from that,
i am a bit concerned about the jab i got tho…

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tonight,
i was supposed to be back in these forests.
i was all set to head with my peoples to this nice spot.
i had the outfit and smell goods ready.
my skin was on a level 10 of clean and clear.
even though i lost my id,
i was gonna sneak out and have some much-needed fun.
yesterday,
i decided to take a nap but when i woke up…

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i’ll never forget how scared i was when i went to see spike lee’s,
“summer of sam“.
i remember karaoke dropping me home and running my ass into my building.
she was equally as scared too.
i’m not scared of myers,
krueger,
or voorhies.
i’ll admit i was shook over chuckie and zombies as a kid tho.
“summer of sam” was based on a real serial killer in new yawk by the name of david berkowitz.
his thing was shooting people,
either in cars or walking,
at point-blank range.
he claims his next-door neighbor’s dog told him to kill people.
he had this city in a headlock in the late 70s.
the case always fascinated me tbh.
i decided to watch the first episode of “the sons of sam: a descent into darkness” on netflix yesterday…

but i can’t fuck with the other 3 episodes…

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littttttttttttttttttterally tho.
i was waiting and pushing back,
prolonging and hoping it would go away,
but i knew it was coming sooner or later.
i’m sure many folks were feeling the same way tbh.

I knew I was gonna owe money on my taxes.

imagine being unemployed,
but still having to owe money for taxes.
usually,
i get back taxes,
but this year was much different.
well i did my taxes last night with karaoke and…

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i never get the wolf i want.
ever.
like,
ever,
ever.
i always have the pleasure of attracting the ones i want,
but we always have this intense moment until something splits us up.
no cap,
but they always end up having:

BIG.
BETA.
ENERGY.

all bark; no bite especially where i want to be bit.
it never fails…

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