i remember that one time i was supposed to go live in florida with my uncle after my mother died.
i drove,
by myself,
all the way down to miami to start a new life.
needless to say,
that didn’t work out.
anyway,
after driving for hours,
i stayed in a hotel down in south carolina.
it was called “south of the border“.
the only reason i stayed is that there was a big ass ferris wheel at the entrance.
that night,
whoever stayed in the room next to me was getting turnt tf out.
the walls were so thin that i heard the whole sex session from my room.
as much as it turned me on,
it annoyed tf outta me because i had to be on the road early the next morning.
she was OD on the moaning,
but the wolf was cute so i can see why she was moaning her head off.
i had to see what he looked like the next morning at check out.
so i saw this on twitter tonight…

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i got an email from one of my fav foxholer today.
his nose is always in the forests and he keeps me up to date.
i’m always appreciative of him.
anyway,
the email was titled:

“He admits it”

before i opened it,
i thought it was about trump and this tax drama.
nope.
it was about tanksnlove admitting the obvious…

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your ghosts will come back to haunt you if you’re not careful.
you think they’ve moved on,
but they’re patently waiting to come up from their graves.
remember i asked ya’ll what happened to the escort,
travis dyson,
who was involved with the andrew gillum situation?
he has his dvr set for monday morning.
why?…
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when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
“savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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don’t play with some of these women out here bro.
thats what we gotta tell some of these cheating straights.
everyone has a limit.
some people can walk away; others will kill you.
you don’t know how far someone is mentally before they snap.
i was sent a really disturbing video from one of the foxholers today.

It is very graphic.

allegedly,
a she-jackal was fed up for 18 years with some dude she was with.
she decided to allegedly run him over with her car,
but what she did while he was allegedly laying on the floor.
well…
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i haven’t seen attentionisto,
lamont johnson,
in a while.
ever since he stopped smashin‘ on his onlyfans,
and was stingy with the meats and cakes,
i kinda lost interest.
well it seems like he is on the comeback!
he was in a new trailer with…
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