“sometimes im glad celebs have social media accounts.”
that was the message from an f-bi i received just now.
it had some pictures of a foxhole “love to hate” baller wolf,
chad ochocinco.
well chad was obviously bored when he posted this gem…
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so i don’t know if you all remember derrick gordon.
he was the pre baller wolf from umass who came out the closet a month or two ago.
well before he decided came out,
he was allegedly dating a snow bunny named stephanie.
well stephanie is a little… mad.
how i know?
well judging from her alleged twitter wall the f-bi found…
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this is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?

foxes.
you ever talked to a wolf that had a real stink attitude?
like i mean super stank?
he may have been cute,
but all you can remember about him was: “what an asshole!”.
well meet ^the snow jackal who allegedly talked to michael sam back in the day.
he also leaked a snippet of their text convos.
look at how he allegedly remembers michael sam…

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“hi eric”.
oh sorry.
serious story.
i always loved that lyric from jay.
so everyone meet pre baller wolf,
eric waters.
he was a tight end for mizzou and was also michael sam’s roommate.
well he is pretty cool with michael and dropped a bombshell on twitter yesterday.
one people really shouldn’t be shocked about,
but whatever…
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benzino is not here for macklemore’s grammy win.
so what does he do?
take a stand on twitter just how we like it!
he said he was trying to warn “us” this would happen years ago.
he’s mad we didn’t take heed and “let them invade our culture“.
hmm.
hiphop dx has the story…
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