He Is The Greatest (The Greatest That is Chris Brown?)

Screen Shot 2015-01-18 at 6.14.47 PMwhen you are growing up,
your parents taught you to be good at what you do.
with enough training and sacrifice,
you should end up being the greatest.
well they obvious taught chris brown because he tweeted at 3 in the morning…
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So Lupita Nyong’o Had No Love For Kenya Moore?

kenya-moore-writes-detroit-public-schools-checkso kenya moore attended the golden globes sunday night.
might i add,
she looked ( x stunning ).
i’m sure she was able to mingle and network with a ton of a list celebs.
well one celebrity,
and one of my favs,
lupita nyong’o wasn’t as welcoming to miss moore.
this is what kenya recalled when asked about her night on twitter…
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Antoine Dodson Updates The Foxhole (and The World)

antoine-dodsonyou know the foxhole is getting deeper when people are addressing my posts.
um.
yay.
so while i was at the dermatologist today,
my phone alerted me i had a message on twitter.
when i looked,
it was antoine dodson.
he hit me up about what i posted the other day.
you know ( x this one ).
well this is what he said to me…
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Sam Smith’s Dating Stock Just Went Up

Screen Shot 2014-12-15 at 9.13.11 PMi am holding out hope that once i make it,
i can date all the sexy (baller) wolves that i fantasized about.
i mean whats the point of reaching success if you won’t?
at least get some pipe as you’re hot.
well after being nominated for 6 grammys this year,
 sam smith is fresh on his way to “made it” level.
the pipe is now starting to come in abundance.
yes jesus!
well according to the fox wire,
he met someone on the set of his “like i can” video.
everyone meet the alleged snow wolf…
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Azealia Banks Puts Her Tweet In Her Mouth

tumblr_mkz4htolqF1qhfp8lo1_500so we all know azealia banks can go from 0 to 100 when she is turnt.
well you know from this ( x entry ),
she was all the way plugged in going after that fraudulent white rapstress.
do i need to mention her name?
okay fine.
iguazu abooboo.
so perez hilton pressed his cape and decided to come to her rescue.
he said alla this on twitter:

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Adrian Peterson Tweets Some Confusion about Ferguson

Screen Shot 2014-11-25 at 10.20.37 PMballer wolf,
and full of godly drama,
adrian peterson had something to say about the ferguson verdict.
as you can ^see
its written in some sort of confusing code.
what my foxy senses are making out…
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