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Majorie Harvey Needs Ya’ll Ratings For Steve Harvey To Pay The Upkeep

this picture can be summed up in one word.
REGRET
it’s written all over his face.
he shoulda knew that was a bad idea,
but some love to learn the hard way.
steve harvey thought he was doing something.
welp,
he did something alright.
he is allegedly losing fans over his trump meeting last year.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
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TRUMP’S YOUR PRESIDENT! SO GET OVER IT! (HE-YA-HE-YA-HE-YA PRESIDENT!)

i have seen some raccoons thirst for hd approval,
but this is absolutely ridiculous.
so eminem,
one of my fav lyricists,
ripped trump a new one during a cypher at the ’17 bet awards.
i don’t know if i like this beard on em.
either way.
it didn’t stop “the old em/slim shady” from making an appearance.
well two trump-pets,
by the names of “diamond and silk”,
took offense to em’s verse.
they decided to band together for a diss track…
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Who Knew One Half of “Mary Mary” Was A Dumbass?

that “church thing” might destroy some folks.
i go to church,
but i still remain spiritual.
i feel the bible and church folks don’t go together well.
it can be a disastrous mix.
well tina campbell,
one half of mary mary,
is just that.
she explains why she voted for trump in an interview via the root,
this is what she had to say…
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As Long As Trump Had A Big Turn Out In Texas Yesterday…

i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania…
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.
she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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Hurricane Harvey Is Here (Texas Foxhole)

texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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Melissa Francis Uses Her Snow Bunny Tears As A Shield

she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:
bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble
it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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