she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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so ya’ll can wear “under armour” again?
not that i’m sure it mattered anyway.
so after all that went down in charlottesville over the weekend,
the ceo of “under armour” had a change of heart.
kevin plank left trump’s manufacturing job council today.
this is what was released on the company’s official twitter…
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they should never have given trump twitter.
hell,
maybe even a phone.
he is clearly just a social media president.
he spends more time twitter thuggin’ than doing his job.
well i saw something today that i had to retweet from him.
i was so confused that i had to show the foxhole…
Continue reading “Look Up The Word “Petty” and Trump Will Greet You” →

so it has been 60 days since cheeto man,
trump,
has been in office.
i refuse to call him “president”.
as far as i’m concerned,
president obama still holds that title.
we have seen every single fail and tweet.
has he even had a win?
well cnn got some of his biggest supporters together to grade him.
this is what they had to say…
Continue reading “Trump Gets An “A” For All His Hard Work” →

things are getting weird around here.
i feel like it’s time to be on high alert.
 the following news was brought to my attention and welll..
Continue reading ““You Won’t Be Allowed Here Anymore” (What?)” →

i always like to start off my day with a prayer to the Lord.
i thankful for waking up to see another day,
protection throughout,
and for my enemies to be my footstools.
you know,
the usual.
it always just flows out of my mouth as i say it.
so melania trump started off a florida rally in prayer yesterday.
well…
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