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kellon deryck wants us to remember who has the biggest meat of them all?

hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.

not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…

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mario posts a thirst trap and the secret to whiter teeth

what happened to mario?
he just up and vanished from the “r&b” scene.
my favorite song of his will always be:

i have legit listened to that song on repeat all day once.
i’ve seen some interesting thirst traps in my foxhole life.
straight wolves will do anything,
and i mean anything,
to let you know they are packing in the front and back.
what about whitening your teeth?
this is where mario comes in.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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Soulja Boy Has A Secret Weapon

what has soulja boy been doing with his life?
last i saw,
he was on “lhhhollywood” and then:

*POOF*

does he still make music?
i know one thing,
he has time to be thirst trapping on snapchat because…
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WOLF MEAT: (442)

pumpkin-butt

now…
some pictures are an accident and others are a thirst trap.
what do you think
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“Ugh, Let Me Do This For These Stans of Mine” – Justin Bieber

CjgxLJTVEAEMRgt^this is the saddest thirst trap i’ve ever witnessed.
justin bieber looks completely bored.
in turn,
i’m bored
.

even him grabbing in his pipe looks sleepy.
yawn.
someone draft up a retirement statement for him stat!

lowkey: his eyes tell the entire story.

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Jayceon Taylor Got Eggplant and a Bigger Wolf Tail?

Screen Shot 2016-05-03 at 7.15.54 PMso the f-bi sent me this shot of foxhole fav,
jayceon taylor.

ummmmm…
when did he get this stacked?
whoa!
squats much?
i also saw this one on tumblr…
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