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you will not hold lizzo and her cheeks down!

i like lizzo,
but i think there is a time and place for everything.
as you know,
lizzo caused serious controversy when she had her cheeks out in a thong.
only thing is,
she did it at a basketball game where she did a full twerk to her song…

they cut to the next scene so fast.
she got dragged for her antics so she released a statement via her ig live

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look what derrick jaxn made jussie smollett do

jussie smollett did the right thing going ghost.
after the negative press and backlash from “the incident”,
it was smart of him to step away from social media and the spotlight.
it seems jussie is back.
kinda.

so derrick jaxn,
the “self love ambassador” on ig…
who,
and sidebar,
looks like this meal and a 1/2:

“oh hey”.
anyhoo,
he posted a comment under a post on “the shade room“.
it was about a she-jackal who allegedly fabricated a story about her braids getting cut.
the comment made jussie come out and well…

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the barbz are still picking on cardi b

so ima be honest with the foxhole about something.
i’m lowkey into cardi b.
yup.
one day,
when i was going to that last job i worked at,
i decided to listen to her album on the way there.
i really wanted to know what the hub bub was all about.
i haven’t stopped listening since.
that spat she had with nicki drew me to her of some reason too.
 i haven’t really been paying attention to cardi/nicki drama,
but i did see she had a message for the barbz on “the shade room”.
this is what she had to say on her ig live
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michael b jordan is on that boat to talk about his meatballs

everyone wants to know who michael b jordan is fucking.
i mean,
we all do.
the thing is,
michael claims he likes black vixens,
but gets allegedly caught up with “others”.
the racially ambiguous and snow bunnies.

so when the black vixens saw these pictures on “the shade room”

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Chris Brown Has Something To Say About Karrueche and Victor Cruz

chris brown is an interesting wolf.
now i gotta admit,
after this song:

…i’ve been worn down in listening to his “40 track/two week” album.
i like the bubbly and charismatic chris brown.
that demon he likes to play is a complete turn off.
so ever since karrueche started dating ex baller wolf,
victor cruz,
i’ve been wondering how chris was taking it.
i thought he couldn’t share his opinion due to being banished from her life.
well i thought wrong!
when “the shade room” posted a picture of the couple on a pap stroll,
chris made his way into their comment section.
this is what he had to font…
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Her Mother Cut The Hair Right Out Her Head

time out?
the belt?
how do you handle bad ass cubs nowadays?
i use to get the belt,
or whatever was around,
but as i’ve soon come to realize that i was being physically abused.
every parent seems to have a different method tho.
some work; others don’t.
well i saw something on “theshaderoom” that disturbed me today.
it was a mother punishing her daughter.
she had her hair like this:

…but she allegedly did something disrespectful,
so her mother did this for all of us to see…
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