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he figured acting like an ape would get him better seating

some white folks are losing their minds these days.
it’s really a sight to behold.
you’d think “mother’s day” would be a day of peace and good times.
nope!
it’s a day for some mess to go viral.
according to “daily mail“:

A fight broke out at a California sushi restaurant after a white man hurled racist insults at several Hispanic and African-American patrons and even made ape-like gestures at them because he had to wait for seating.  

In the video, the man was told that there was a wait time for seating at the packed Aburi Premium AYCE Sushi restaurant in Long Beach on Sunday. 

peep the video foxhole…

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It Wiggled Out His Butt Slowly That He Thought His Guts Were Coming Out

 i remember when i was younger,
my late grandmother told me about worms coming out your butt.
it scared tf outta me and i ended up having nightmares.
all i could think about earth worms crawling out my foxtail.
who woulda thunk i’d like things up my foxhole when i grew up?
well a vix-bi sent me a story that just made me scream.
like,
i’m sure my neighbors are speaking to 911.
a wolf had sushi and a worm crawled out his tail.
ya’ll via “ny daily news”
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Would You Put That Soft Slimey Thing In Your Mouth?

tumblr_lkq4jdouuc1qatzgco1_500they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi

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