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“I Want You To Murder My Vagina”… The New Hook Up Line?

wouldn’t that hurt?
would his dick be wanted after?
would it be a messy crime scene?
well her words:

not mine.
that is amanda bynes.
she use to be the top teen comedian on nickelodeon.
i think she started out with nick cannon.
she had numerous hit movies and even a tv show.
i thought she would end up on snl the way she was going.
well she tweeted this last night…

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Dawn Richard Is Full Of Surprises, Huh?

not only does she allegedly look different,
but she did the typical PR vixen stunt….

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Baller Wolf, Jacoby Jones, Got Moves Like Jagger

who knew…

(i love his name)
…. of the baltimore ravens was such a good dancer.
i guess he still on his high from winning the super bowl…

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O-Cakes Wants You Face Down; Ass Up

would you call him daddy, foxhole?…

let’s hope he has a big snake in those jeans too.
although we have cum to appreciate this:

…better.
so o-cakes has a new video.
it’s called “paradise“.
he likes it chopped n screwed …

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Kaboom! Guess Whose Pipe Leaked In Your Room?

i have always thought method man was attractive.

he always had this smooth laidback swagg about him.
i also had a thing for his lips.
how ironic i was just asking someone about him the other day.
wondering if he still did music?
was he chillin in retirement?
is he going to act in anything soon?
funky divena kinda answered my question.
he still fuckin’ loose mouth hoes because one leaked his pipe.
good enough for me…