Meatless In Jamari

So I’m sitting in this row boat in the middle of Lake Penis and I am not getting any bites.
Maybe I need to move to another side of the river?
Or maybe I need to stay put and wait for that Great Dark Meat swim over and take this… bait.

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He Invites Me Over…

When I get to his building, I look for his last name on the directory.

“Who dis?” his deep voice rumbled out from the speaker couple seconds later.

“J.” I replied.

The glass door clicks and I walk inside. It was pretty hood, I won’t lie. I mean, I can’t talk because I live in the ghetto my damn self. But I’m in the deep part of the hood. Somewhere in the further parts of the 100 streets. He better be worth it. I walk into the open elevator and press 9. The doors close and I exhale.

Will he like me?

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Quick Smash on Labor Day

Daddy,
Want to get it in before a cookout?

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.F0x Flixxx: Fuck Me Stupid

Want to see something real nasty?
Real dirty?
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Forbidden Fruit – Last Bite

I’m about to fuck the shit out this nigga.

That is all there is to it.

“Damn shorty,” I said, gripping and squeezing all on his ass, “I thought you was about to not give me none tonight.”

You like that Daddy?” Jamari asked, sucking on my ear.

Did he have to ask?

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The Un-returned Booty Call

Picture this…

You text a new F buddy on your roster.
You get a text organizing an ass smashin’ event later on that night.
You both agree to a time and a place.
You wait and wait … and wait.
No text or call.

No penis for you and some dick shrinking voodoo roots sent to him.

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