Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET WOW X MARKS THE FOX

lets bust some ____ and eat some _____ tonight

foxhole,
let’s go to a party tonight.
the good part is you don’t even have to wear a costume.
you don’t even need to make sure you are dressed fly either.
hell,
even dressed at all?
it’s the…

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Posted in THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

Adrian Peterson Likes To Have Sex (For A Good Cause!)

tumblr_inline_nby8kyo14y1ss6hjj…lets hope the “good cause” is equal nuts.
so as you know,
adrian peterson is a christian.

well how could you not tell?
his social media accounts was one big bible study.
well i guess that was on social media,
because when adrian was off,
he likes to get off.
it seems adrian likes sex.
lots of christian type of sex with random holes.
so much so,
he allegedly used his charity credit card to fund an all night sex party…
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: I’m Asain With A Fetish For Black Wolves. HELP!?


Another exciting f0xmail entry.
Here goes:

Hey Jamari,

This may sound odd, but I am an Asian male and I read your blog. I find myself attracted to black guys. Just wondering how an Asian guy like myself can step up his game and make himself more appealing to black guys for both sex and dating. I live in The Concrete Forest, been to some sex parties where black guys say I have a nice ass and fuck me, but that’s pretty much the extent of my experience. Are black guys open to Asians?

My answer…

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