well that big ass sausage had to end up with someone…
i’ve learned something about males,
regardless of sexuality…
“Males will plot twist a whole relationship”
safaree is the perfect example.
as you know,
but erica mena is his latest.
well they have an announcement for us…
i don’t know if you heard,
but “big dick” safaree and erica mena are engaged.
i remember a few tweets ago,
safaree said he is ready to settle down and start a family.
he also just bought a big ass crib to get a head start.
everyone is asking:
“Why Erica Mean-a?”
her reputation is pretty foul.
she’s the example of what a “crazy ass scorpio” is.
so it has puzzled many why he would chose that one as his wife.
reality tv isn’t really “reality”.
i’ve heard of one in particular doing a reverse table read.
instead of rehearsing lines,
they show pictures and scene set ups of how they want it to go.
you would think they would edit it to perfection if this is fake.
after ray j’s skully in “love and hiphop hollywood” last night…
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our poor safaree.
we care about safaree now especially after *ahem* “curve gate”.
you know what i’m talmbout.
so safaree didn’t have a good night.
he tweeted this last night:
…which lead to the obvious questions.
jerry demarco from the “fort lee daily voice” had an entire write up about what went down…
Continue reading “(Damn) Pineapples Wanna Stick Safaree For His Paper”
a good nude or sex tape can get you a lot of things.
that being said:
WE ALL SO FAKE!!!!
most of us thought safaree was corny af and his music was wack.
i’ll be honest and say i always thought he was sexy.
a little odee with the fur,
and his music gets a whole “mmm”,
but he could get it.
now we out here trying to do “tha wickedest slam” pon dat marvelous dick.
i saw this video last night from khadi and i was rollin’…
Continue reading “Safaree Got Ya’ll Out Here Learning How To Dutty Wine (On The Dick)”
*the entry is explicit content.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
…and it’s literally that much.
so one of my favs,
he/she/it doesn’t hold out like the other baiters.
it’s release and go with that one.
“i like that” *dj khaled voice*
well he/she/it is allegedly back and safaree is the grand opening.
Continue reading “Did Safaree Get A HUGE Amount of Alleged Pipe Leakage?”