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Victor Cruz Won’t Have To Salsa Anymore In New Yawk

it seems like everyone is getting laid off this year.
being the “it” nfl baller wolf is very temporary.
you can be here today and gone the next.
well foxhole fav,
victor cruz,
has been released by the giants.
this is what espn had to say about it…
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Chris Brown Will Be Home In Time For Dinner

tumblr_oc1b0eiTqQ1u2r94mo1_1280chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere

me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me

pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine

yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this

so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
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Fifty Shades of Spankings

tumblr_nj93gdmWRR1rdngrfo1_1280so three scenes from the new “fifty shades of grey” movie leaked.
they are brief clips of some of the sex scenes.
well if i didn’t want to see the movie before
(this is def 18^ and nsfw)
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Michael Sam Was Gone On Tuesday

Screen Shot 2014-10-23 at 7.53.43 PMwell as you know,
michael sam has been released from the cowboys practice squad.
some say he was used as a publicity stunt.
some say he just wasn’t a good player.
who knows really.
it seems like a lot of politics that was involved behind the scenes,
which is why i was waiting to see him complete his first successful season.
now what we really want to know is…
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Wait? You Mean My Gang Members Can’t Come Too?

Screen Shot 2014-03-29 at 12.12.19 PMso why didn’t anyone tell me desean jackson hung with alleged gang members?
*crosses him off list asap*
i don’t do ragga.
well desean,
one of the popular baller wolves on the eagles,
got released this week.
i’m shocked.
the f-bi who sent it to me is shocked.
hell everyone is shocked.
the shocking news is the company he keeps that may hold him back…
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Lil Za Says This Ain’t Nothing But A “Black” Thing

Lil-Za-speaks-out-on-arrest-during-Justin-Bieber-raidso lil za has been released and he is doing some talking.
well tweeting.
wait…
he is kinda cute.
*looks harder*
yeah.
too bad he got that “riff raff” problem.
anyway so this is what he tweeted about that whole situation since being released…
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