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Lets Be Together (On Christmas Day)

tumblr_nf9cepBbjc1tu9oufo10_r1_500“Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful.
And since we’ve got no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!”…

dean martin was blasting out the overhead speakers.
it was feeling a lot like christmas up in here.
even tho it wasn’t outside.
bae wasn’t in bed when i woke up this morning.
when i went downstairs to look for him,
he damn near screamed for me to go back upstairs.

“i want you to go back upstairs and don’t move!” he said.

he was just wearing an apron and his drawz.
if my ass wasn’t still sore from last night,
i’d fuck him right on these stairs.
he has been the most gracious host since he flew me out here.
this time last year for christmas,
i woke up to the sounds of “hood” and “rat”.
this year,
i’m in the hollywood hills.
warmer.
sunnier.
healthier.
who woulda thunk?…

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BoB Wants You To Like His Eggplant

Screen Shot 2014-12-13 at 9.31.38 PMi always thought bob was one of handsome rapper wolves.
he really has a nice face.
those lips are also not to be played with.
well he took a picture yesterday for us to see his eggplant
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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Paralyzed

Kafani+Magnum+Live+Large+Project+7WNKFJke79Hlwell this is a sad update to this situation.
i remembered when i spoke about bay area rapper kafani a while back.
you remember him.
he was ( x outed ) by his ex girlfriend,
boyfriend,
or someone spiteful.
well usually after that,
we hope for a #comeback story.
yeah not so much.
a vix-bi updated me today and he was shot and may end up paralyzed…
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Rapper Kafani Had Bite Marks On His Back; Girlfriend Weeps

kafani-9an f-bi just sent me this and i had to post this.
this is a rapper from the bay area named kafani.
kafani is kinda cute…
and allegedly likes to get smashed.
how i know?
well these alleged pictures got leaked by his “peanut” and it’s a doozy…

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DJ Arafat Is A West African Cake Smuggler

DJ-Arafat-1-so everyone meet dj arafat.
i never heard of him.
maybe you have.
well i posted a video yesterday of ( x rappers sagging ).
well he had a scene at 4:25 and this was it…
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WOLF MEAT: RAPPER EDITION (342)

tumblr_mhgcr4Bsmi1rpyat0o1_400rappers love to sag.
who knew rappers had such nice cakes?
well let the sagging commence…
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