Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

Eat My Horse Shit (At The Philly Riots)

*the following story is gross.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a quote in one of my favorite movies that i love.
it was from “two can play that game” and auntie viv said it.
it was something along the lines of:

“why are you in your own house tearin’ up your own shit?
you should be at his house tearin’ up his shit.
afterwards,
you can leave and go home.”

that’s how i feel about what was going down in philly last night.
i know ya’ll won the superbowl,
but did you have to destroy your own shit?
a foxholer sent me a video that disturbed me to the core.
some hyena was out there legit eating horse shit.
yes.
a whole horse dump buffet in those forests.
this is what i was sent
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

Is Tremaine Morphing Into “Wolverine” and No One Told Me?

tremaine.
tremaine.
tremaine.
tremaine.
when did your last name become “brown”?
help me understand?
so tremaine,
aka trey songz,
is trying to transition into “bad wolf” and failing miserably.
he allegedly got into it with a older vixen,
who we gonna “sandra” by her pics,
and she is claiming assault.
a vix-bi forwarded me to all this madness.
so “sandra” recorded tremaine’s brother allegedly getting into a fight via fameolous
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

The Baiting Shame: When A Baiter Gets Exposed

the baiting game.
the correct definition is when someone,
male or female,
goes fishing for an unsuspecting male’s nudes.
do they bait vixens too?
a majority of the time,
a male pretends to be a female.
sometimes,
in rare cases,
they know he is a male too.
the end goal?
either post the nudes online or charge a fee to view.
well the first baiter got exposed and is now facing jail time.
a foxholer sent me this story.
everyone meet derrick jones from philly
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Posted in TIPS FROM THE FOXWIRE

wolfwire: Look At My Family Friend That Is Going To Be On TV!

HIS-USA-CARE-37so i got a package from the wolfwire today.
this is what was said when i unwrapped it:

My family friend Kevin Savage has been grinding for years in Philly doing modeling shows, plays, music performances and everything and he always wanted to be an actor. he’s always been kind, nice and respectful and is one of the most humble individuals you’ll ever meet.  So first he made a name for himself locally  at home and then in 2012 he moved to the ATL. His career is going far. Tomorrow night he makes his debut on the the show ‘The Originals’ as a character named Jerick. Check him out it’s coming on at 8 on the CW. SN he’s tall dark and handsome, i think yall might love him lol but i think of him as a big cousin lol

Sincerely,
your FAITHFUL READER

hmmm.
sounds good.
well lets open up kevin savage’s package,
shall we?…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE

The Answer

We all have crushes from way back in the day.

Funny enough, all my “Back In The Day” crushes were with mostly ballers.

I had good taste even as a cub.

Take a look at one of my first “Daddy Dicks”….

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