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retired nfl baller wolf, plaxico burress, is doing something for only his fans?
when plaxico burress played for the giants,
i thought he was cute af.
i was so glad when he took those braids out his head.
you know i love me some biceps:
…and them guns use to be out.
he is aging really really good too.
well i guess retirement has plaxico wanting to try something new because…
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how to make a poppin’ onlyfans (cum in here)
have you ever wanted to start an onlyfans,
but you didn’t know where to start?
should your main focus be jackin off?
sex?
a mixture of both?
should the page be free?
charge upon entry?
what about exclusive content?
well wonder no more.
jimmy smacks is giving us a lesson in how to make a poppin’ onlyfans…
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lil kim is going to relive 90s fantasies by becoming a sex worker?
when you think of it,
this poster for lil kim’s “hardcore” was the 90s “wap” controversy.
lil kim taught me about sex at such a young age.
i didn’t even know folks was putting dicks in their mouths until her iconic line:
“I use to be scared of the dick,
now I throws lips to shit,
handle it like a real bitch…”
kim came a long way and fell tf off.
everything she has released since “put your lighters up” has been mid or pure bunk.
well she is deciding to try a new venture with her husband,
mr. papers…
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let’s go get an onlyfans so we can get a mortgage and a drug dealer car!
hi,
i’d like a mortgage,
please?
well you can ask that when you fuck around on “onlyfans”.
sex work is here to stay and we’ll all just have to deal.
a. q. miller is on “onlyfans”.
i know you’re like “who?“.
he’s cute,
tall,
and has a pretty nice pipe.
so i’m sure folks are gravitating to his content.
well if you ever wanted to know how they pay these folks on onlyfans,
he showed us how much jimmy smacks (who is also on onlyfans) makes and gets paid…
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you know when the big celebs are getting on onlyfans…
oh now its about to be really over…
i’m sure half of the united states has an onlyfans.
the way this country is going,
the other half might be contemplating some light work on there.
well a big celeb is about to make their debut on onlyfans and well…
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christopher joyner wants us to join him (and his penis) on a new journey
for the life of me,
i couldn’t figure out where i saw christopher joyner before.
i was like is he an actor?
a singer?
rapper?
have i messed with a lookalike in my past?
it clicked to me this video i posted on the foxhole ig:
“oooooh!
he’s the one with the nice pipe!”.
copy.
well christopher is fine af…
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