i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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no.
that is not a baller wolf’s picture for his roster.
that is a “soon-to-be-jaibird” jackal’s mug shot.
what he did?
well he killed his boyfriend.
get this tho…
he called the police and asked why they were taking so long.
listen…
the story is via queerty…
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sooooo…
kanye west has a new video he is filming.
yay?
it’s for his new artist.
whoever that maybe.
well he is having a casting call.
he might just be looking for you.
i seriously hope not.
an f-bi sent me exactly what kanye is allegedly looking for and well…
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you know…
i’ve watched some hoodrat videos in my life,
but when i literally scream out in horror…
you know it’s serious.
so this latest is:

“BLACK JACKAL FIGHTS SNOW JACKAL AND DOG”

you read right.
if you are an animal lover,
this is your warning for graphic content…
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remember this mid section?
well it came from dave p from ( x this entry ).
remember ( x this scene ) that drove me wild?
well it’s from a web series called “traingle”.
someone uploaded all the sex scenes from the show and well…

(nsfw,
18^,
and “only for the curious straights”)

ready?…
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speaking of iphones and ratchet photo albums,
 i got caught up with my barber today.
so when i go to my shop,
i usually show him pictures of different hairstyles to replicate.
this week was a cut by kellon deryck.
my usual.
so when he was standing next to me looking at the picture,
i made the mistake and swiped right.
this is what showed up…
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