the other morning,
well the morning i first started the temp job,
i was early af and the mta decided to play me.

“There is train traffic ahead of us”

it had us stuck in a tunnel for about 15 minutes.
by that point,
my anxiety started to get the best of me.
it wasn’t the type of train we could walk between cars.
it felt like i was in a packed steel box.
i had to turn on the “brilliant idiots” podcast to keep me focused.
thank God for charlamagne and andrew.
so i’m surprised no one sued yet with this following story.
the “f” train in new yawk stalls in a tunnel,
the lights shut off,
the a/c goes out,
and panic ensues.
sounds like a horror movie.
well this is the story via the ny times…
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he is cute,
right?
well what if i told you he was a boxer wolf?
mmm.
interested?
aight…
aight…
what if i told you he would probably fuck you stupid…
…but for a place to stay?

Oh,
he ugly af now?

well his name is sheldon payne.
he was put on a kinda blast by kimya d hicks.
this is what she put on her facebook for the world to see…
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i can never get over some of these baller wolves paws.
some of them need to come with warning labels.
shaquille o’neal showed his to the world on tv.
foxhole,
you have been warned…
Continue reading “Shaquille O’Neal Is Suffering From Severe Athlete’s Foot” →

what is with all this ackin’ up on airplanes now?
first it was being dragged off united,
a brawl between two snow jackals on lax,
and now the black jackals want to join in on southwest at burbank; ca.
this is what an f-bi sent me…
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (71)” →

omg…
the following picture of odell underneath…

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facebook live.
ig live.
i don’t know the true purpose of it.
on one end,
it helped document one of the biggest “black lives matter” crimes in real time.
the other side is it has everyone thinking they are more important than they are.

“i ate a chicken sandwich today and had a profound moment…”

“ask me anything…”

“let me drive around and look in the screen for no reason at all…”

well ^that jackal up there?
he decided to use facebook live to allegedly commit homicides in cleveland, ohio.
nbc news has more…
Continue reading “The Killer Jackal of Facebook Live” →