i don’t eat chinese food as i once did.
i use to eat it almost every day.
after i got food poisoning,
i was done with it.
it only takes me getting sick af one time for me to be done.
well this one wolf in chicago got a surprise in his chinese food.
you’ll never guess what he bit into via dna info…
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well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz…
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the other morning,
well the morning i first started the temp job,
i was early af and the mta decided to play me.

“There is train traffic ahead of us”

it had us stuck in a tunnel for about 15 minutes.
by that point,
my anxiety started to get the best of me.
it wasn’t the type of train we could walk between cars.
it felt like i was in a packed steel box.
i had to turn on the “brilliant idiots” podcast to keep me focused.
thank God for charlamagne and andrew.
so i’m surprised no one sued yet with this following story.
the “f” train in new yawk stalls in a tunnel,
the lights shut off,
the a/c goes out,
and panic ensues.
sounds like a horror movie.
well this is the story via the ny times…
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he is cute,
right?
well what if i told you he was a boxer wolf?
mmm.
interested?
aight…
aight…
what if i told you he would probably fuck you stupid…
…but for a place to stay?

Oh,
he ugly af now?

well his name is sheldon payne.
he was put on a kinda blast by kimya d hicks.
this is what she put on her facebook for the world to see…
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i can never get over some of these baller wolves paws.
some of them need to come with warning labels.
shaquille o’neal showed his to the world on tv.
foxhole,
you have been warned…
Continue reading “Shaquille O’Neal Is Suffering From Severe Athlete’s Foot” →

what is with all this ackin’ up on airplanes now?
first it was being dragged off united,
a brawl between two snow jackals on lax,
and now the black jackals want to join in on southwest at burbank; ca.
this is what an f-bi sent me…
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (71)” →