this is one of the worst texts you will ever receive.
i was gonna turn my phone off for the day too.
after today,
i won’t be doing that anymore.
so my best home vixen texted me that this morning.
it was like the world stopped at that very moment.
the amount of fear that gripped my body just now…
i can’t even put it into font.
i instantly started crying.
she is in maryland; i’m in new yawk.
all the thoughts that went through my head…
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over the weekend,
while on my sabbatical,
i watched a movie called “den of thieves”.
it starred 50 cent,
but the other main attarction was ^that chocolatey goodness.
foxhole,
meet mo mcrae.
he was definitely eye candy and you’ll see why…
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as you know,
i have a tiny crush on baller wolf,
mychal kendricks.
not only does he have a handsome facial,
and the type of “weird” i like,
but i love looking at that tail of his.
it’s like a thing of beauty.
well a vix-bi sent me in the following alleged picture of mychal.
um…
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i like donald glover aka childish gambino.
sometimes he does things that make you go “huh?”,
but i have learned that the messenger is allowed to be flawed at times.
it’s hard to hate on someone when they drop a gem like the following.
donald debuted his new video for “this is america” and well…
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i am always super happy for my friend’s successes.
i have seen all of them go from nothing to something.
pose is out here becoming an entrepreneur.
i went to an event she threw and was so impressed with how commanded the stage.
i’ve seen her struggles so it was emotional for me to see where she is now.
karaoke just has her first condo up for air bnb,
purchased another,
and just got engaged.
my other home-vixen got her first home.
the pretty vixen…

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parental advisory is HEAVILY advised

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i mean,
we knew it would be “a juggernaut dick”.
we knew it would be a “gut mangler”.
we knew he would be the new upcoming emoji responses of:

“how did it go last night???
did you guys fuck???” – text sent

text received:

we kneeewwww it would be a “where do you think that’s going?”.
like,
how do you even get that thing in your mouth?
sheesh.
my only question is with his sex tape leakage…

WHY WASN’T THAT VIXEN SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF?

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her vagina must run super deep.