so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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the ocean fascinates me.
other than animals,
i can watch ocean docs all day.
we truly don’t know what really lurks beneath the surface.
you not gonna tell me some gigantic octopus isn’t waiting to make it’s debut…
well i’ve been very interested in checking out the new,
“the meg”,
which hit theaters today.
it’s about a gigantic shark called “megalodon”.
one that really existed ( x 2.6 million years ago ).
i didn’t know a shark that big could really exist.
it wasn’t until i saw this scroll down my twitter feed yesterday.
it was from “today” in australia and well…
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this is one of the worst texts you will ever receive.
i was gonna turn my phone off for the day too.
after today,
i won’t be doing that anymore.
so my best home vixen texted me that this morning.
it was like the world stopped at that very moment.
the amount of fear that gripped my body just now…
i can’t even put it into font.
i instantly started crying.
she is in maryland; i’m in new yawk.
all the thoughts that went through my head…
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over the weekend,
while on my sabbatical,
i watched a movie called “den of thieves”.
it starred 50 cent,
but the other main attarction was ^that chocolatey goodness.
foxhole,
meet mo mcrae.
he was definitely eye candy and you’ll see why…
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as you know,
i have a tiny crush on baller wolf,
mychal kendricks.
not only does he have a handsome facial,
and the type of “weird” i like,
but i love looking at that tail of his.
it’s like a thing of beauty.
well a vix-bi sent me in the following alleged picture of mychal.
um…
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i like donald glover aka childish gambino.
sometimes he does things that make you go “huh?”,
but i have learned that the messenger is allowed to be flawed at times.
it’s hard to hate on someone when they drop a gem like the following.
donald debuted his new video for “this is america” and well…
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