so summer is almost here and for us new yawkers,
you know what that means on the mta?
well yes,
homeless animals stinkin’ up the joint.
avoid empty train cars with 1 animal on it please!
seriously its the cubs performing in between stops.
sometimes it can be annoying,
but other times it can be real entertaining.
like so…
Continue reading “They Like To Perform For Us” →

they cheatin’ on you with…
so,
and this is a legit question:

You ever wanted to get it in with a dog?

okay.
don’t look at me like that.
some of ya’ll have some strange fetishes nowadays.
well the following story is a disturbing one.
vixen finds out her wolf was cheating on her…
with her dog,
princess.
i know.
an f-bi sent me the following via the new york daily news…
Continue reading “My Jackal Cheated On Me So Now He In The Doghouse” →

^this was my face when i saw the following.
i had to post this before i went to bed.
“pill bill” has footprints on his neck and back.
the feet are still there holding his ass down.
all of the victims of his rape accusations decided to take a photo shoot together.
they all joined forces and appeared on “new york” magazine.
well…
Continue reading ““Pill Bill” Cosby Should Just Move To A Cave” →

caitlyn jenner has emerged.
well she is out and about these days.
she is literally taking over new yawk.
this is her coming out of an italian restaurant last night…
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the doctor is actually out.
​do you know how hard it is to find a good therapist in new yawk?
sheesh!
i sent emails to 14 therapists my health ins takes.
some didn’t even respond to my foxy ass.
the rest all had the same answer… Continue reading “Like Trying To Find A Therapist In A Haystack” →

soooooooooooooo…
okay.
i am a little tite.
i’m trying to see the silver living in regards to nba all star weekend.
as you know it touches down in new yawk starting today…
Continue reading “Eye Roll and Teeth Suck (NBA All Star Weekend)” →