we don’t play out here in new yawk.
being belligerent and racist will get the paws on you real quick.
this snow jackal on the L train was both of those things.
he learned real quick via baller alert…
Continue reading “When Gentrification Goes Wrong and Gets Racist On The MTA” →

suddenly,
my foxhole isn’t hungry anymore.
so allegedly,
new yawk is a breeding down for disease and filth.
well,
duh.
according to the ny daily news,
there is a hepatitis a outbreak in the city.
a foxholer sent me the following article…
Continue reading “Be Careful Who You Fuck In New Yawk” →

what happens when you have to go to the bathroom in public?
well you can either go into someone’s establishment,
put toilet paper on the seat,
and do your business.
nah,
you can do this…
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mike espinosa wants you to know…

“he got 99 problems and a flat ass ain’t one”

how does he let you know this?
well an f-bi sent me the evidence and well…
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you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news…
Continue reading “I Was Told There’d Be Punches and Spit on The C Train” →

is anyone watching “time: the kalief browder story”?
it comes on spike tv at 10pm on wednesdays,
but it also re-broadcasts after “the quad” on bet at 11pm.
it’s a 6 part documentary produced by jay z and harvey weinstein.
it’s a must watch,
in my honest opinion…
Continue reading ““Ma, I Can’t Take It Anymore” and Then He Killed Himself” →