this is the type of shit i talk about…
when i went to the pretty vixen’s new spot,
some of the whites were giving us the evil eye in the elevator.
the look on their faces was “why are they here?”.
i know we can’t throw them all in a box,
but you gotta watch your whole back while being black.
so ^that white she jackal in the picture above had a problem.
she saw a black vixen napping and decided to called the cops.
what she didn’t know was via “the grio”…
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well it’s a telsa model s.
it also comes with an auto pilot feature.
that means the car will drive on it’s own while you:
take selfies/videos for snapchat
pass the hot sauce around for your fast food
get road dome while on a long ride home
the possibilities are endless!
well this one driver of the telsa model s decided to try something else.
an f-bi sent me this and well…
Continue reading “Does Your Insurance Cover “Auto Pilot Napping”?”
when you get in the house,
go and write.
don’t go in there and be ratchet.
…and what i do?
you know what i did…
Continue reading “I Just Need 10 Good Minutes”