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Safaree Got Ya’ll Out Here Learning How To Dutty Wine (On The Dick)

a good nude or sex tape can get you a lot of things.
that being said:

WE ALL SO FAKE!!!!

most of us thought safaree was corny af and his music was wack.
i’ll be honest and say i always thought he was sexy.
a little odee with the fur,
and his music gets a whole “mmm”,

but he could get it.
now we out here trying to do “tha wickedest slam” pon dat marvelous dick.
i saw this video last night from khadi and i was rollin’…
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Did Safaree Get A HUGE Amount of Alleged Pipe Leakage?

*the entry is explicit content.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

…and it’s literally that much.
so one of my favs,
slapmyfatty,
is back.
he/she/it doesn’t hold out like the other baiters.
it’s release and go with that one.
“i like that” *dj khaled voice*
well he/she/it is allegedly back and safaree is the grand opening.
foxhole…
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Daddy, Lets Take Our Ratchet Love To Hollywood

love-hip-hop-hollywoodi felt it was like a train wreck that i couldn’t turn away from…
was i the only one who felt this way?
so tonight,
“love and hiphop hollywood” premiered.
this show is one a whole new level of ratchet,
but i have a quick breakdown
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Aww Baby! You Had Me At Comic Sans MS!

0c2eae18773e11e38214127b88cfc5d3_8these two look very unsure in this picture.
well they both look like they about to suck the blood of whoever took the pic.
anyway i missed love and hiphop: ny last night,
but i did catch it today.
some thoughts…

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Punks Stand Up To Get Slapped Down #LHHNY

tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo2_400tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo1_400 tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo3_400can i just say i love tara?
seriously in the running to being my spirit animal.
she should teach classes on how to curse someone out in proper english.
well i just finished watching #lhhny and what an episode!

x click here to watch

i do have a few thoughts before you watch…

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DID HE EAT HER COOCH ON THAT PIANO?!?!

Love-and-Hip-Hop-Logo#messymondays has officially started!
love and hiphop new york is back!
i finally got into the comeback episode tonight and these are my thoughts…
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