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is safaree gonna bust out that big jamaican beef patty on his onlyfans?

okay so folks is serious about joining the onlyfans wave it seems.
ever since we got placed on lock-down,
folks gotta make money somehow.
well i thought safaree samuels was an aspiring rapper.
well he is that and he’s adding “onlyfans” to his resume…

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Safaree Got Ya’ll Out Here Learning How To Dutty Wine (On The Dick)

a good nude or sex tape can get you a lot of things.
that being said:

WE ALL SO FAKE!!!!

most of us thought safaree was corny af and his music was wack.
i’ll be honest and say i always thought he was sexy.
a little odee with the fur,
and his music gets a whole “mmm”,

but he could get it.
now we out here trying to do “tha wickedest slam” pon dat marvelous dick.
i saw this video last night from khadi and i was rollin’…
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Did Safaree Get A HUGE Amount of Alleged Pipe Leakage?

*the entry is explicit content.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

…and it’s literally that much.
so one of my favs,
slapmyfatty,
is back.
he/she/it doesn’t hold out like the other baiters.
it’s release and go with that one.
“i like that” *dj khaled voice*
well he/she/it is allegedly back and safaree is the grand opening.
foxhole…
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Daddy, Lets Take Our Ratchet Love To Hollywood

love-hip-hop-hollywoodi felt it was like a train wreck that i couldn’t turn away from…
was i the only one who felt this way?
so tonight,
“love and hiphop hollywood” premiered.
this show is one a whole new level of ratchet,
but i have a quick breakdown
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Aww Baby! You Had Me At Comic Sans MS!

0c2eae18773e11e38214127b88cfc5d3_8these two look very unsure in this picture.
well they both look like they about to suck the blood of whoever took the pic.
anyway i missed love and hiphop: ny last night,
but i did catch it today.
some thoughts…

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Punks Stand Up To Get Slapped Down #LHHNY

tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo2_400tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo1_400 tumblr_mw64ch1CUg1qln00mo3_400can i just say i love tara?
seriously in the running to being my spirit animal.
she should teach classes on how to curse someone out in proper english.
well i just finished watching #lhhny and what an episode!

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i do have a few thoughts before you watch…

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