Do You Ever Think About Mowing The Lawn In The Other Yard?

Kim Kardashian an her family are just about over.
THANK GOD!
Yeah, I said it… right along with the other people, blogs, and news outlets.

I have been low key watching this disaster from afar and I can say her extended 15 minutes are ticking at a 11:20.
I tried to tell people she was nothing but a talentless attention whore with a fake ass.
Everyone got sucked into her looks and the fact she can piece together an outfit.
That didn’t impress me because I could see right through her.

She wrote a letter to her “fans” (didn’t know she had them) making a brief statement about her… problems.
In it, she claims she is a *in Kim voice* “Just a romantic!”
An over the top wedding that was paid by sponsors?
Didn’t know a romantic could make love look so… forced?
Especially with a Wolf you could see she had no real connection with.
Either way, her sad situation got me to thinking about how other people fall for the silliest things.

Do people just see the surface?

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Kim Kardashian Files For… Ahh Hell, You Guessed It.

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

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Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.