so that “dumb blonde” act is real?
so the streets is talking…
and they saying porsha looking like a unemployed doofus in these streets.
blogging peer tamara tattles,
who usually gets all the official street talk,
got the intel on what allegedly happened at reunion-gate at #rhoa…
Continue reading “Always Let The Doofus Do Your Dirty Work ( #RHOA Street Talk )” →

this is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?

kenya vs porsha shootin’ the ones at the rhoa reunion???
an f-bi had to send me a fox signal of this alleged fuckery.
well shit it made us weekly…
Continue reading “The Brawl Heard Round The Reunion ( #RHOA Reunion, That Is)” →

i’m plastering alleged all over this one.
so kenya moore is having the best week ever.
she is sitting back and letting everyone feast on moose meat,
she has secured her spot on #rhoa,
and she is dating what appears to be a fine (and paid) african wolf.
so an f-bi sent me a picture of kenya’s alleged african prince she is keeping secret.
if this is him…
Continue reading “Everyone Meet Kenya Moore’s Alleged African Prince” →

so i was ear hustlin’ on the elevator on the way to post office today.
these two hoodrat females were on there talkin crazy loud.
well they were in the middle of a conversation about #rhoa and “the brawl”.
they were specifically talkin about brandon and kenya.
this is what they said…
Continue reading “Going Down” →

“queen”.
a word typically used to describe a “stereotypical messy gay man”.
queens come in many shapes,
sizes,
and colors.
the super feminine or “no he can’t be gay!” masculine.
queen is the life’s “nigga”.
another word i use to describe ignorant blacks.
so when i was watching rhoa last night…
Continue reading “Sometimes You’re A Total Queen” →