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Is It Me Or Is This Kim Kardashian Buck Naked In This Picture?

I know what you are thinking…
SHOCKER!
But this Vixen looks a lot like her from the back…

(I’m sure what a lot of Baller Wolves say when her name is mentioned )…

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The Divine Push

It has been an absolutely tough day since I wrote the last entry.
I ended up just going through my phone and asking for help….

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If You Like It, Don’t Just F*ck Me Good! Buy Me A Ring!

I can picture you in a black leotard and high heels.

You have 2 other dancers next to you.
Your smile is infectious.
As you adjust the wedgie out of your butt cheeks, you get into position.
1, 2, 1, 2 3…

… if you are going to do it, at least shave those hairy legs.

Seriously though, we all grew up with the impression we would be married one day.
Some of us watched our parents live a fairy tale life of wedding bliss.
Well, some.
Others watched a single mother busting her ass to make sure her kids were fed.
But as Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids our dreams of marriage look kinda bleak.
Wolves do not want to get tied down.
Foxes and Hybrids want an emotional “ring” to make them feel complete.
In a world where sex comes first and a relationship is a question mark,
can a Fox really get married?
Would a Wolf actually want to cuff a Fox or Hybrid with two simple words with a priest behind them?
Or, is this all just a cute little fantasy to play with toys?
I had to wonder…

Is gay marriage impossible?

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So Prodigy’s Favorite Position in Jail is “Mobb Deep”?

Well, MTO did come through for this story.
Prodigy and Havoc are having a lovers spat…
all over Twitter.
Prodigy has been cheating on Havoc with Big Bubba in Cell Block D.
Havoc is MAD!
I wonder who will get the silverware?…

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I Hear It Is Bad Luck To Open An Umbrella In The House

Rain drops falling on my head…

They say when it rains; it pours.
You better hope you have your umbrella or you will get soaked.
Right now in the Concrete Jungle, it is pouring.
Who knew it would also be pouring while I am in the house…

We cannot avoid bad things from happening to us.
We can pray, pay tithes, and even command the assistance of a voodoo priestess,
but we will still find ways to land knee deep in bullshit.
But, how do you make it all go by easier?
Or, do we just have to have faith that things will work out for the best?
Why it is so easy to have faith when things are going our way…