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Text From: My Daddy??
I got the weirdest text at 2am this morning from a supposed STRAIGHT Wolf last night.
I’m a little confused, but maybe as the days go on it will be explained.
Because this Fox needs some answers.
Remember When I Use To Get All That Dick?
Life is funny.
I am sick as a dog with a stomach bug.
It feels like the devil’s incarnate mega hell stomach bug.
I am throwing up, feeling normal, and then throwing up again.
Let me not get into the shittin’ aspect of it all.
It is absolute hell.
But even during all that I realized something about this shit called life.
No pun intended.
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Today, I Went For An HIV Test And…
…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.
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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?
If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.
And BOY OH BOY…
X Marks The F0x: And The Stupid Ho Award Goes Too…
The red flags were there.
They were strung up and waving proudly.
But she chose not to see them and became the dumb-ass of the century.
READ THIS…
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Foxy Lifestyle: We Don’t Invest In Broke Wolves Here
When we meet any Wolf, we tend to be wrapped up in “looks”,
that we don’t remember to do proper background checks.
There is more to a man than FINE.
FINE is okay to look at and occasionally let beat the cakes…
but what about when FINE wears off and you have to get to know dude?
First question when meeting ANY Wolf:
Are you lazy?
That should always be the first question in your mind.
Lazy = broke.
Broke = sexy.
?
Face it, most broke Wolves are the sexiest.
I am going to show you how to budget the Wolves by importance.
Who you should be taking seriously, who has potential…
… and who you SHOULDN’T even be answering their call.
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The Scariest Phone Call EVER
“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”
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