BABY I GOT YOUR COMMISSARY MONEY RIGHT HERE!!!

LOLOLsee i’m learning something new since watching “orange is the new black”.
check me out.
today i learned something else.
vixens could just be as thirsty for the wrong kind of wolf.
so much times,
people think gays are the only ones dry mouthed.
nuh uuuuuuhhhhhh.
 everyone meet the latest sexy in “commissary chic”
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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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…and Another One Comes Forward To Claim “He Touched Me Too!”

1353429956_kevin-clash-articleif this case doesn’t just scream:

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

…or

DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOSE

i don’t know what else.
kevin clash has been slapped with a fifth lawsuit.
yes another one…

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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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Elmo’s Ex Boyfriend Comes To His Rescue

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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