attentionistos.
i get it.
you wanna be:

models
actors
rappers
personal trainers
nba baller wolves

…and whatever dreams you have.
i have dreams too,
but i still work a day job as i’m pursuing my goals.
so a foxholer sent me a dm he got from an attentionisto.
this is what he had to font…

Continue reading “The Attentionisto Needs You To Send Him Money Via Cash App” →

*the following entry is rated xxx
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so i stayed up pretty late for the foxhole.
i paid for it today because i’m tired af.
tristan thompson got some alleged sex tape leakage.
it had to be about 12:30am that i was on the hunt.
 i ended up finding it and well…
Continue reading “Tristan Thompson Gets Some “Not So Fast” Sextape Leakage” →

ya know,
if i was a pre-baller wolf,
cubs wouldn’t even be in my equation.
setting up my goals would be the main priority.
that success doesn’t last too long.
if i was a pre baller wolf,
who wasn’t even drafted yet,
i’d be pregnant with another purpose.
THE.
BAG.
saquon barkley,
who plays football at penn state,
is not like most of us.
his vixen had a huge revelation on her ig…
Continue reading “Saquon Barkley Next Bag Is Gonna Be Sponsored By Pampers” →

speaking of “bunz” and “for sale”…
Continue reading “Where The SlapMyFatty Went” →

a good nude or sex tape can get you a lot of things.
that being said:

WE ALL SO FAKE!!!!

most of us thought safaree was corny af and his music was wack.
i’ll be honest and say i always thought he was sexy.
a little odee with the fur,
and his music gets a whole “mmm”,
but he could get it.
now we out here trying to do “tha wickedest slam” pon dat marvelous dick.
i saw this video last night from khadi and i was rollin’…
Continue reading “Safaree Got Ya’ll Out Here Learning How To Dutty Wine (On The Dick)” →

i don’t know if in this season of my life i’m a tad more realistic nowadays.
i always try to be optimistic,
and my dreams are as high as the stars,
but i’m not trying to live in fairy tales any longer.
life is hard out here and love is even worse.
that’s the reality.
everyone has a struggle.
a vix-bi sent me a ig post from snl comedian,
leslie jones,
leslie is 50 years old and been on her work out grind rather heavy.
i wanted to share it with the foxhole…

Continue reading “Leslis Jones May Die Alone (and that might be okay)” →