ummmm….
no.
i mean’t my favorite: wolf tit-tays!
get it while it’s hot…
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shiddddd.
these damn kardashians know how to extend the battery life on their clock,
don’t they?
sheesh!
well more pictures from the infamous vogue shoot leaked,
and of course,
yeezus and sleezus look whatever.
look at the munchkin tho…
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welp.
we knew this was coming eventually…
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well hello there stranger.
i haven’t seen you in a while…
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*drip*
*drop*
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on that note: nite!

so i watched the shenanigans of #rhoa tonight.
miss lawrence went on this trip to mexico and had a lot to stay.
first he got mad at the help for addressing him as a “sir”.
well exxxxxxcuuussssedddd me.
clearly she missed the heels he was wearing.
this episode he said something that had me blown away.
so “he hadda said”…
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