step right up!
step right up!
hurry hurry hurry!
no buddy.
not you!
this is only for the unhappy gays.
that’s right.
the homosexuallllllssss.
for a limited time now,
this “whozawhazitortheotha” will cure you of your gayness.
you heard me.
it will wipe the gay right out of you.
just wipe your mental hard drive clean!
an f-bi directed me to this daily mail article and well…
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so as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz…
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FOXMAIL

“Hey Jay! I haven’t been as active on the site as I should. My book, school, n work has officially taken ova my life! I hope all is well at home and at the NEW JOB : )

 Ok, so I never believed in love at first sight. So I went into work today like regula degula shit. I get to the register and spoke to my female coworker and we was just catching up/talking shit. So I had to run down stairs to get something and JA.MAR.II, as I am walking I spot this FIONEEE ASS wolf they have as the stores greeter.

 

I was looking very good today, fresh cut beard shaped up and ALL and I saw him gazing at me. And I just blurted out “Hey, Wassup? How r u?” He responds “Hey. How are you doing”? Jamari I am shy but not bashful, but I’ve never met a guy who commanded a room without saying a word. It was like we erased everyone for a minute or at least I did.

 

He’s very short/my height 5’8-5’9

Lite tone

His hair is brown but his goatee is blonde

His weight is up >>>>

This Justin Combs meets Braylon Edwards

 

Back to topic he and I ended up working together alone in the room today. So I seized the opportunity to get acquainted. He’s 23, in college like me, drives, hasn’t mentioned a girlfriend, and seems like a all together nice dude. Calm soul. However I don’t know  if he’s down. His eye contact is awesome, he looks me directly in my eye. He smiles a lot, and he has the sexiest light voice. He and I both are masculine and he could very well think that I wanna be his homeboy. But I have more than that in mind.

I need some advice on how to get him to open up to me when were alone.
Idw feel this way about a straight guy you know…”

MY ANSWER…

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“here ya go.”

“oh whats this?”

“a latte from starbucks.”

“omg thank you so much.
 i’m lactose intolerant tho!!
omg i’m so sorry.
that was really nice of you tho!!!”

“oh no!
you don’t have to apologize.
i should have asked first…”

so here i was today…
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i got a question for the foxhole…
Continue reading “Mama! No Mama! No Mama Pleaaasssseee!!!” →

i thought this story was pretty sad.
a vix-bi sent me a link of these two lesbians,
britney cosby and crystal jackson,
who were both murdered and left by a dumpster to rot.
well in a shocking twist,
britney’s father turned out to be the killer.
why?
he was disgusted by the way she chose to live.
you know.
that pesky gay thing.
new york daily news has more…
Continue reading “I Hate The Way You Live” →