ive always wanted to get some meat from a spanish wolf who has this “look”.
i’ll add it to my bucket list.

i’m not really into gay clubs/bars.
depending on the event,
i’m not into the straight ones either.
well that is unless i’m in VIP.
i don’t do “on the floor”; no j.lo.
last night a hybrid associate wanted me to come out.
he knew i was depressed so he wanted me to “remember” what fun the city was.
i thought we were going to a restaurant or something.
no.
oh no.
he wanted me to meet his new snow fox that he has been messing with for two months.

“you made me miss breaking bad and devious maids for this?” i asked, when i arrived downtown.
“he’ll pay for your food and dranks.”
“…okay so where we going.”
“a gay bar.”
“oh jesus.”

i wanted to turn around…
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i feel like a “bolo kielbasa” for lunch.
what about you?

i want an afternoon meat workout…
…with him.

yes that was beyonce.
now you see her and then you didn’t.
she got yanked by some crazy fan when she performed in brazil yesterday.
i keep sayin’ some of the beyhive is unstable.
look at this crazy shit…
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i woke up this morning with intentions to write about last night.
i see today tho is going to be a blessed day.
drizzy’s album got some early leakage and…
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