well not really,
but he damn sure was in a van tho.
( x jaye hardbody ) spirit negro,
idris elba,
had some tough times before he made it big.
stringer bell was broke and homeless at one point?
no!
i don’t believe it!
well yeah believe it baby.
after reading this snippet of an interview he had with playboy in usa today,
it opened my eyes to idris in a big way…

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i think he has the best seat in the house.
maybe the best view too.

look at that background.
look at his skin.
look at how his pecs sit.
look at his nipples.
look at me.
i’m horny.

lowkey: i bet his meat tastes like hawaiian punch.

aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

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nicki minaj wasn’t going to let kim kardashian get all the wolfie admiration today.
btw: nice bewbs.
allllllllllllllllllll right so can we get a sexy half naked wolf now?
maybe a dick pic?
lets bring on the celebrity kielbasa for din din!

the meat looks skrongs!
he could lower the jeans a little further.
i’m just saying…