word in the forest is nba baller wolf derrick rose is now single.
i’m sure he was acting single when he was in his relationship with his baby mom,
but she posted this lovely update on instagram about the split…

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so this morning,
i actually woke up at 5:58am.
no alarm clock.
shocked the shit outta me...
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the yeezus trollin’ just don’t let up!
well he brought our homeboy jesus out on stage in seattle…

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i bet you were looking at her bag.

he looks innocent.
i like innocent.
innocent means low key nasty.
dont let the smile fool ya.

lowkey: does this meaty delight have a name?

the only way to troll.
can i just say i love yeezus antics?
he makes life worth living every time i tune into his reality show.
yeezus decided to sport a t-shirt of his baby mama at his concert.
you might remember this picture here…

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