Did This Muthafucka Just Propose To Me Tho????

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this is for the after valentine’s day crowd.
an f-bi just sent this to me and i had to post this comedy…

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Jamari Fox Is A Dumbass. Yes, You Read Right.

so i’ve been going to the gym.
gold star.
i have been on my gym flow,
almost every morning,
and i feel good and i feel energized.
i bought all kinds of healthy food to start the process.
i didn’t realize how expensive it was going to be,
but i  took everything you guys said to me seriously.
of course nothing stays perfect for long…

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What Did “Hit Me Baby One More Time” Even Mean?

do you know this story?

boy meets you.
you get interested in boy.
boy isn’t interested in you.
you can’t tell boy isn’t interested.
boy decides to lead you on.
you fall for trap from boy.
boy can get whatever from you because you got hearts in your eyes?

some of us either been that person,
or was the person who lead someone on.
shame on you!
shame!
in life,
we will meet people we are attracted to.
they may have nice bodies,
we feel instantly connected,
or we just want to have one night of insane stupid fuckin’ pleasure.
in the outcome of this,
some will instantly fall for us.
we won’t have to put in any effort.
others will let us know they aren’t interested.
that one asshole tho?
he will play with your emotions and never want anything to do with you.
have you looking like a pure raw idiot in these streets.

how do we avoid the trap of…

THE MISLEADER?

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f0xmail: A Wolf Is Coming To My Crib and I Don’t Want To Kill Him!!!! Help!!!

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JAMARI HELP! First of all, I love your site. I am so happy you made this outlet for us. For a long time I have been searching for a site like this. You make me feel like I can conquer the world!!!!!! Anyway I have a wolf coming over tomorrow and I would love to cook him something. I can’t cook!!!!!!! Any suggestions on how to learn?????? He is sexy as hell and really into me. I want to make his first visit to my apartment special!!!!!!

MY ANSWER…

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f0xmail: I See The Warmth In Their Eyes. Do They Both Want My Butt Cheeks?

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You know I have to come to you for advice, you always help me out and you’re like a friend in my head, but here is the situation, so of course you know that I’m College right now, and there is this guy that I think is so adorable and sexy, now we have a mutual relationship. he is a cool guy, and I actually told him about the relationship I just got out of with my ex-boyfriend that I told you about…

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… that didn’t go so well.

Well he told me he already knew , even before that my relationship was bad, could be from seeing things on facebook and wanted me to get out of the relationship because it wasn’t good for me. so recently I spoke about getting a paw print on my leg and told him if he thought that would be to much, he said no wouldn’t he has a friend that I actually kind of know who is a tranney, and supposedly he knows everyone else in the lifestyle that are very out there. but here is the catch, he said that he is not gay, and that he always has to remind his gay friend that if they were to touch him he would be uncomfortable and probably would throw hands at them. So after the fact he gave me his number and said that we can hang out whenever, he doesn’t mind that like at a bar but he works three jobs. but so my question to you jamari, is do you think he is gay.

Second Guy
There is also another guy when I am at school, he always goes out of his way to say hello to me, I find him quite charming, he has a child, light skin, green eyes, very muscular, and he is sexy. one day I told someone close to me if they could ask if he is gay, he told them know, so  lost all hope and everytime he is at my job he looks at women, you can tell he is a playa, lady’s man or so what have you, but however he always seems to focus his attention on me sometimes which I find kind of odd, he is very masculine but has this warm, charming side to him, he is really cool to me. but what I would like to ask you is what do you think about these two are they suspect or you don’t think he is.

MY ANSWER…

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f0xmail: I’m Reaching For A Wolf Amongst The Stars… Is It Possible?

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Hey fellow foxen-friend. As a loving reader of your blog i took the opportunity today to write you something about my story, my goals, in hope to find out what you may say about this as i appreciate your views and see the connection we sometimes have. First of I have to tell you what some of your readers might not like: I’m a descendant of the snowfoxxes. My skin is looking like snow covered it, still I like me some men of a certain skintone. You know what I mean 😉 I live in a small village in germany, but despite what “Fanny” said, the gay-loving guy above meant it good with me. He placed an american air base close to my home. So I had the luck of meeting what I always wanted and yes – I got it. From a regular soldier to the powerful captain that sneaked me into what is forbidden for us germans, the air base. Liking what I experienced so far, I traveled to paradise: America! As a foxxen that likes rappers & ballers, of course, I had to travel to my new found hometown: LaLa Land. If you think by now, I’m one of those thirsty guys wanting famous guys and have their money. No thanks. I have a degree, I’d say I’m intelligent. Still I settled my goal to get a baller or rapper. Some laugh about me, some say I shouldnt dream so high, some call me cheap and compare me to a whore. I found this quote saying what I think I feel: “Sometimes we don’t reach for the stars. Sometimes we are satisfied with what people tell us we are supposed to be satisfied with. And I’m not going for that.” I was asking myself the whole time: Is there something good about it?

MY ANSWER..

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